akuditag [03] - Seharian Tidak MANDI

TAG YG AKU SUKER GILAK... SILLY SILLY SILLY LILY!!!

harharhar

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 10 friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Wanita - Siti Nurhaliza [pms mayb...]
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Gotta Be My Gurl - Couple
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Bila Rasaku Ini Rasamu - Kerispateh
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Disturbia - Raihanna [badan melekit!!! yucks....]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Empty - The Click Five [adakah benar???]
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
China Dolls - Oh Oh Oh [pe kene lagu nih ngn motto idup aku ntah~]
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Keroncong Hujan - OST Mukhsin
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Now That You Got It - Gwen Stefani [dilemma btw keje or stad... lu pikir laa sendirik]
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Your Love Is A Lie - Simple Plan
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Lagu Kita - Aizat [pe penyer soalan ntah]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Love Song - Sara Bareilles [i love all my buddies... jomlaa hangout then gosip2]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Tak Bisa Memilihmu - Sixth Sense [pilih sape erk??]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Bila Cinta Didusta - Screen [dusta?? perkara bese kot...]
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Andai Dapat Ku Undur Masa - AXL's [tawakal je laa]
WHAT WILL/DID YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Realize - Collbie Caillat
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
With You - Chris Brown [hihik~ nk ikut mati ker???]
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Aku Bukan Untukmu - Lah&Zaf VE
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Mengintai Dari Tirai Kamar - Exist
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Sorry - Buckcherry [that's my secret...ahaks]
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Pocketful Of Sunshine - Natasya Bedingfield
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
That's What You Get - Paramore
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
It's Not My Time - 3 Doors Down [lom nk mati kot... byk dosa dr amal]
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Sketsa Sebuah Cinta - May [berchenta??? chenta de sketsa ker... aku maleh nk pikiaq]
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Jatuh Cinta Lagi - Matta [calon lom dela... hahaha!!!]
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Thunder - Boys Like Girls
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Cinta Yang Sempurna - Sixth Sense [alhamdulillah.... amin]
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
That Thing You Do - The Wonder [what???? wooo so scary]
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU
If I Were A Boy - Beyonce [xmo boy, if i were a man haa lh kawen byk kan]
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Silly Lily - Bunkface [bodo ker?? aku pndai tym dolu2 je... skg otak asik merundum ke bawah.. huhuk~]
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
You Makes It Real - James Morrison
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Seharian Tidak MANDI.... eeeuuuuwwwww!!!

anda ditag!!!!!
1. cek pah
2. fisyahr
3. kuehbakar
4. dD
5. erin
6. alia iskandar
7. mir yayot
8. kipas
9. haze
10. intan nurul fatehah

p/s : woke up-130pm ; took bath-1030pm

MAMAku sayang

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

to our best mama in the world :: i love u soo much :: even i'm the queen of stubborn daughter :: angah really really hope that we'll be together, loving each other all the times :: actually a week b4 ur birthday, i had planned with nadia that i gonna make surprise party for u, my beloved mother :: nadia suggested to buy shawl for u but i refused because of mama have a lot of shawl :: then we decided to buy sweet dress for u :: we want mama wearing that dress during

a'an's wedding

i'm soo fussy

thanx alot to maziah a.k.a kasih the yumyummy cupcakes maker :: my family really enjoyed ur handmade :: the storyline was about the childish son+daughters which is love their mother :: hopefully ur business will be expand n become bigger, bigger n bigger :: the whole family said thank you to u :: next time if there is other occasion or event, i would make ordering from u

cute+delicious cupcakes

from us for u mama with LOVE

actually i've planned that to make surpise party for mama :: i already informed my bro+sis to come back home for this weekend :: ayah?? already at home :: mama?? came back home late juz like usual :: nadia+adeq?? tuition n still at school :: me?? busy prepared asam pedas ayam for our dinner :: but by that time, nabil went to jusco bought side dish n came back home late :: went abglong wanna go to surau to perform isya', he discovered that our motor (utk ke surau shj coz everybody dun have motor licence) had been occured kecalaran, accident mayb :: he keep on babbling n spoiled the mood of the party :: soo i decided to eat my meal upstairs

p/s : working time then enjoy urself

award+akuditag [02]

thanx mr.zoro for the award... love u

i got this tagged from erin.. by the time being, i dun noe what to.. soo better for me to settle down all the TAG yg melambak-lambakkan!!!

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag some people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.Have Fun!!

Q1. What is your name:

jiha

Q2. A four Letter Word:

jiji

Q3. A boy's Name:

joyo [my colleague]

Q4. A girl's Name:

jaiton [minimart nearest umah udin]

Q5. An occupation:

jobbing

Q6. A color:

jingga??? erm lh laa kot

Q7. Something you wear:

jam tangan VINCCI

Q9. A food:

J.CO [my evryminute, evrysecond, evrymoment desire]

Q10. Something found in the bathroom:

JIN toilet
Q11. A place:

JB!!!! proud of it.. tanah tumpah darahku x )

Q12. A reason for being late:

jatuh kt depan kelas.... harharhar [dolu2 tym skul]

Q13. Something you shout:

jahat r dia nih!!

Q14. A movie title:

jangan pandang belakang laa kot

Q15. Something you drink:

jamu... yucks!!!

Q16. A musical group:

jonas brothers - i'm crazy of LOVEBUG

Q17. An animal:

jackdaw [byk kt tmn U]

Q18. A street name:

jalan mati a.k.a NO ENTRY!!!

Q19. A type of car:

jaguar laa kot

Q20. The title of a song:

jalur gemilang.... ahaks

Notes to:

aduka

wana

norul

kak huda

zoro

p/s : ayah keep on babbling... huhuk~

award [01]

napalaa kte ni xrajin cm org len erk

org len lh je jawab tag

tp kte asik cbok ngn hal2 duniawi jer

nnt de tym kte reply k sume tag+award

award from kak huda

:: tenkiu soo much my lovely kak huda ::
:: really really appreciate it ::
:: kak huda a.k.a next door girl ::
:: my senior at 12th college UPM ::

akan ku beri award ini kepada mereka

[cek pah] , [yanna] , [hj iqbal] , [nuar] , [faiz] , [faraha]

p/s : today hav to settle down all da bills payment

just for u my dear

i made it by myself

thanx nadia for ur help.. really appreciated it

just for u my lovely frens

:: adilaku sayang ::

:: en nazrul azree ::

:: zara a.k.a rock masham ::

:: yanna la ling ::

p/s : bru wat this eve then shipping to them by half an hour

apa PENTING LELAKI???

senang je kan idup as LELAKI nih....

1. lepas mkn, pinggan maen tinggal je atas meja.. tp padahal dia pegi gak ke sink tuk bsuh tgn
2. ble time nk mandi je, haa bju maen campak je merata-rata.. then si ibu yg kena kutip msuk dlm laundry box.. silap2 spende or boxer pn ibu yg kene cuci.. ish iissshhhhh ni yg aku geram sesgt nih!!!
3. blik keje je trus lepak depan tv, tp si isteri kena la pulek sediakn mknan kt dapur sorg2... si suami pn cbok gak, cbok bce paper kt dpn tv a.k.a family hall
4. anak2 menangis time pagi2 bute, si ibu jua yg kene bgn sediakan susu baby.. si ayah tdo mati a.k.a memekak kan dri.. kalo terbgn pn, nnt dia ckp..... "yang, bangun... anak nk susu tu"
5. lelaki nowAday.... dating tp ble bab2 bayar nih haa mule laa nk paw duwit gf a.k.a bakal isterinye
6. if de prob, kongkonon selamba kodok a.k.a relax.. tp ble dah jadi pape, haa bru nk gelabah.. ble prob da besar n xlh nk setel down cara baek bru terkial-kial nk handle
7. panas baran a.k.a very2 high volt temp.. org pompuan xlh salah cket pn..... nnt abes sume kene ngungkit tp ble org laki wat salah, org pompuan redha je.. paling tidak pn bebel tp xdela tangan sampai naek kt muke
8. rokok mesti de kt atas bibir... nsibaek time2 tdo xlh smoke.. YOPO, JGN SMOKE BYK2.. NNT MATI CEPAT!!!

p/s : innalillah... selamat berjuang kpd balu-balu a.k.a ibu tunggal.. moga mendapat jodoh+pengganti yg lbih baek dr sebelumnya... AMIN

aku overnight again

welcome home babe

yeahh!!! i'm just arrived home a moment ago

sooo tired n exhausted

just wanna sleep well but still not yet perform the solat

thanx limah + dila for our best moment together

[ dinner MPG, makan2 tym, watching 'GENG' movie, karaoke ]

really got myself enjoy!!!!

:: unsangkerable ::

i meet my old frens then lepak together

naeim, zahidi, naz - jejaka2 1 HARUN

our SMKAJB 'taiko besar'

p/s : zahidi.. ko laa mbr lelaki pertama drive kete aku

akuditag [01]

KAMU DI TAG!!!!

hehehe

akuxdelarajinsesgtnnkreply2bendalahnih

tpdisebabkanbrubgntdothensumorglesapsoobaekakuwattagtagnih korgfahamkenkbace

harhar

cian2akummgglepagi2cani

Q1:apekah yg sdg anda lakukan?
bru bgn TITON.. x )
Q2:ape yg bermain di fkran anda?
rini kuar nk pkai bju pe erk??
Q3:siapa yg sdg brckap dgn anda
hati sendiri.. cm jiwa kacau je aku nih!!!
Q4:siapakah yg ada kedua dlm active5 anda
da lme xpkai maxis.. hish perosak ISLAM
Q5:apakah yg sdg anda pakai
baju+suar tdo.. bju tym jmpe maziah smlm.. ngeeehh~
Q6:apakah yg anda lakukan sebaik bgn tdo
turnoff alarm... hish kaco je tp keje pnye psal aku harus gagahkan diri... huhuk x (
Q7:siapa lelaki yg selalu bersyg2 ngan anda
lelaki bersyg2??? sayang pulek erk...
Q8:apakah coklat kegemaran anda
mint bitter choc... YUMMY!!!!
Q9:aktor plg HOT yg anda xgemari
xde kot.. sb aku bukan gle actor2 nih.. tgk je tv tuh tp xkenal pn sape2 ( KLENTONG!!!!! )
Q10:org yg plg last anda bersame
mama... mama kissed me byk kali coz terharu smlm i wat surprise party for her x )

5 manusia suda ditag dlm tag kalini..
cik yana
adeq
maziah a.k.a kasih
abg aie
erin

p/s : gabra laa mamat nih!!!

lesson 2 : belajar bahasa thai... JOM JOM

for this lesson, i wanna teach uollz bout :

INTRODUCE YOURSELF

then uollz can gossip2ing with others

lalala~

selamat pagi/petang/malam

สวัสดี sawat di

apa khabar

สบายดีรือ sabay di re

maaf

ขอโทษ kho thot

terima kasih
ขอบคุณ khop khun

tidak mengapa

ไม่เป็นไร mai pen rai

sila/silakan

เชิญ chen

selamat tinggal

ลาก่อน la kon

ไปก่อนนะ pai kon na

jumpa lagi

แล้วพบก้นใหม่ lew phop kan mai

พบก้นใหม่ phop kan mai

OK

ตกลง tok long

nama

ชื่อ che

aa
อะไร a rai

bagaimana dgn awak

คุณล่ะ khun la

gembira

ยินดี yin di

bik
ดี di

di/yang/ke

ที่ thi

boleh

ได้ dai

kenal

รู้จัก ru jak

selamat berkenalan

ยินดีที่ได้รู้จัก yindi thi dai ru jak

atau

หรือ re

examples :

1. nama saya zaiton. awak pula ? - chan che saiton. khun la kha
2. saya alvin. selamat berkenalan. - phom che albin. yindi thi dai rujak khrap
3. tidak mengapa, selamat malam sayang(BF/GF). - mai pen rai, sawat di fen
4. hari ini saya berasa sangat gembira. - wan ni chan/phom rsuk yindi mak
5. saya suka pada awak, boleh saya berkenalan dengan awak ?

- chan chop khun. chan aw ru jak kap khun dai kha [penutur perempuan]

- phom chop khun. phom aw ru jak kap khun dai khrap [penutur lelaki]

related post :
lesson 1 : GANTI DIRI

p/s : tatot!!! nabil gado beso ngn Bf dia... huhuk

politician .. politician

aku suke gle statment karpal singh yesterday's news;

which is

' ANWAR IBRAHIM HARUS BERTAUBAT!!! '

hahaha.. soo funny!!!
itulah dia sekutu-kutu anwar ibrahim yg da xmaen carik2 kutu lagi..

melayu untuk melayu

bangsa lain tak akan tolong orang melayu

aku as young malaysian, really hope that bangsa melayu dapat unite

lebih baik kalau BN dan PAS berganding bahu

amin .. alhamdulillah

.:: FATWA-FATWA PAS ::.

lompat parti pakatan - BAIK

lompat parti BN - HINA

votes for pas - MASUK SYURGA

votes for BN - MASUK NERAKA

inilah antara fatwa-fatwa yg dikeluarkan oleh org2 pas.. diorg xtakut dosa ke, ble senang2 ckp pasal HALAL+HARAM.. inikah semua kerja ALLAH TAALA.. kte semua hanya hambaNYA yg lemah.. sedar2 laa wahai manusia..

p/s : k.huda thanx for da award.. soo sweet.. rely appreciate it

kepulangan kerahmatullah

al-fatihah

buat arwah atok yassin n atok munah

moga2 roh mereka dicucuri rahmat ALLAH

pemergian kedua-dua suami isteri ini teramat dirasai.. kami arrived kt umah arwah dlm kul1 lebih tepat2 azan zohor a.k.a solat jumaat berkumandang.. ayah terus melangkah ke masjid yg terletak diseberang jalan.. aku+mama masuk umah arwah then salam2 ngn sanak saudara plus org2 yg dtg.. jenazah telah diletakkan di masjid dan dikebumikan selepas asar..

alhamdulillah semuanya berjalan lancar.. kubur arwah tok yassin disemadikan di sebelah kubur isterinya, arwah tok munah.. inilah yg dikatakan cinta sehidup semati.. tok munah bru 72 hari meninggal dunia kerana serangan jantung.. arwah tok yassin adalah bekas imam besar kt Masjid Jamek Parit Jawa, Muar.. arwah meninggal dunia disebabkan oleh langgar lari..

time mama call pg td kasi tau yg arwah tok yassin meninggal, aku terkejut tetapi redha dgn pemergiannya.. then trus pack2 brg tuk blik kg.. smpai2 kt sane, aku trus cri jenazah.. tp rupe2nye da de kt masjid, selesai saja solat jumaat.. aku+mama tanpa berlengah trus ke masjid then dpt tgk jenayah..

ya ALLAH... indahnya.. syukur alhamdulillah.. mukanya tiada cacat cela.. pada saat itu, air mataku sudah tidak dapat ditahan lagi.. aku try xnk menangisi jenazah tetapi ya ALLAH, hanya KAU yg tahu segala-galanya.. jenazahnya dimandikan+dikafankan di hospital..

saat itu, aku memeluk izyan, 2pupuku a.k.a cucu tok yassin.. aku mmg xlh handle, aku menangis semahu-mahunya..

izyan : jiha.. atok kte da xde.. 2-2 da xde jiha.. 2-2 meninggal dlm tahun yg sama..

jiha : awk sabar yea.. bykkn bersabar.. ni semua dugaan ALLAH

izyan : cane kte raye pasni jiha?.. slameni de atok.. ni da xde atok.. nnt kte raye ngn adik2 je

ya ALLAH.. apakah dugaan yg mendatang ini akan memberi petunjuk dan hidayah kepada hamba2MU ya ALLAH.. moga rohmat mereka dicucuri rahmat dan ditempat bersama dengan hamba2MU yg soleh+beriman.. amin..

al-fatihah

p/s : alhamdulillah... terbuka suda hati pak ude n mak uteh utk menunaikan haji.. x )

:: aku dan skandal ::

sewel TIME

tahun ni msuk umo aku dua puluh tiga year-old.. tp aku lom lagi capai pape target aku..

KEJE??

skg aku keje part-time jer tupn kt umah.. time mlm2 ajar dak2 ni tuition.. then after dapat kete nih, haa aku nk stay ngn atok laa.. wat amal jariah then nk keje kt sne.. jauh cket dr mama+ayah.. byk cket minyak kete aku abesh... ehek x )

job hunting list :

1. cikgu ganti
2. kumOn
3. lecturer YPJ
4. org GAJI a.k.a pekerjaanku dulo, kini & selamanya
   

KAWEN??

haa... ni yg payah nih.. umo da meningkat, xde sape yg nak.. dolu2 time pinggang aku penuh, haa jual mahal..

skg nih haprak.. dr kawan, skandal, bf?? sume da lari da.. yela.. aku nih byk maen.. xseyes.. kalo nk wat bende2 jahat, nnt pk cian mama+ayah.. tp time dolu2 xdela pulek aku pk sume tu erk..

skg nih haprak.. mbr2 KAMI..tub tub tub pn aku da x contact.. cian diorg windu aku.. asik2 hangouts ngn my sis...i'm a lil bit bored

skg nih haprak.. asal blik lmbat cket nnt mama call.. ni da mgrib nih, xreti2 nk blik ker??? huhu..

majlis pernikahanku :

1. fresh flower - red roses
2. khatam+berzanzi
3. white dress+outfits
4. family gather... AMIN
   

KETE??

hehe... coming soon hooooorey!!!!!

kalo jumpe my new baby, JLK84 kt tepi2 jalan, haa tekan laa hon korg byk2 cket.. kte maen race pastu x )
alhamdulillah.... keretaku arrived jua akhirnya..

keretaku

1. di alam nyata = new saga 1.3(A) M-line
2. di alam khayalan = NISSAN LATIO SPORT
   

HOME SWEET HOME??

lom dlm list lagik... huhu

tp aku da target time kawen msti da de umah.. mule2 umah sewa dolu cm mama+ayah then bru bli umah tol.. byk woo nk kene saving nih.. byk woo nk kene pk nih....

tp target kawen aku bile???

p/s : esk kene anta rework nih... tatot